Source: Various Internet Sources
The dialect of a true cockney, thats anybody born within the sound of bow bells.
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Airs and Graces(Braces)
Almond Rocks(Socks)
Barnet Fair(Hair)
Berkshire Hunt(Cunt)
Boat Race(Face)
Bottle and Glass(Arse)
Bristol City(Breast)
Chalfont St Gyles(Piles)
Chalk Farm(Arm)
Cobblers Awls(Balls)
Daisy roots(Boots)
Derby Kelly(belly)
Dicky Dirt(Shirt)
Douglas Hurd(Turd)
Eartha Kitt(Shit)
East and West(Vest)
Fife and Drum(Bum)
Friar Tuck(Fuck)
Ghunga Dhin(chin)
Gregory Peck(Neck)
Gypsies Kiss(Piss)
Ham and Eggs(Legs)
Hampstead heath(teeth)
Hampton Wick(Penis)
Hobsons Choice(Voice)
Ivory Band(Hand)
J. Arthur Rank(masterbate)
Jimmy Riddle(Piddle)
Khybur Pass(Arse)
Kippers(Slippers)
Loaf of Bread(Head)
Mince Pies(Eyes)
Newington Butts(guts)
North and South(Mouth)
Oliver Twist(Wrist)
Orchestra Stalls(Balls)
Peckham Rye(Tie)
Plates of Meat(Feet)
Pony and Trap(Crap)
Raspberry Ripple(Nipple)
Raspberry Tart(Fart)
Richard the 3rd(Turd)
Round the Houses(Trousers)
Sky Rocket(Pocket)
Tit for Tat(Hat)
Tom and Dick(Sick)
Tom Tit(Shit)
Tommy Rollocks(Bollocks)
Turkish Delight(Shite)
Turtle Doves(Gloves)
Whistle and Flute(Suit)